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Typing Trouble

Typing Trouble is a typing tutor where every key you hit right feeds Chad, and everything he eats comes straight back out the other end hard enough to launch him off the toilet. Keep typing and he keeps flying - every word you finish is another bite of something off the Throne Trouble menu, and every food blasts him a different way. A wrong key drops him out of the sky, and it sits there in red until you backspace over it (it still counts, though).

Playing it here is free. If you had fun, $2 or more through itch.io (card or PayPal) helps keep a tiny studio making games, and we'll throw in the offline copy - it runs in any browser, no internet needed.

About the game

There are fifty lessons across ten levels, starting with the home keys and working up through the top and bottom rows, capitals, punctuation, the number row, symbols, real sentences and a speed and endurance finale, with passages from Aesop, Lewis Carroll, Melville, Shakespeare, Thoreau and Arthur Conan Doyle along the way. Each level is one of the places from Throne Trouble, so you go from Grandma's Backyard BBQ and Cul-de-Sac Calamity all the way to The Moon (Somehow) and The Porcelain Palace, and each one has a boss at the end that opens up the next.

If you're new there's a placement test that starts you at the right lesson, and the game keeps track of the keys you miss so it can build you a Trouble Keys drill out of them. There's also a 60-second Sprint with a daily passage, a random one or a friend's four-letter code, a progress chart, ranks, three stars on every lesson and silver, gold and platinum medals if you want to chase speed, plus a pace ghost that tells you if you're ahead of your best.

Clean typing pays off in dumb ways. Ten clean words in a row is THE FULL MENU, and a long enough streak gets you the odd Special Delivery from the pantry - Beef Jerky turns him into a trampoline, a Mystery Burrito ends in a slow-motion fainting-goat flop and a Mud Pie clears the whole room. Finish a lesson and he gets one enormous send-off, and the stars you earn unlock the rest of the Throne Trouble cast to take his seat.

SPECIAL DELIVERY: MYSTERY BURRITO! over Downtown Doo-Doo A MISS! and a lost x36 streak at Brown Sand Beach The Typing School board with its ten levels

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